That Time I Realized My Boob Was Out...Again

"One might think that having exposed my breast to a random carpet cleaning salesman while in a cleaning frenzy (bet you wanna read that story now), it would have a) taught me a lesson to wear clothes in which my tits would not fall out of, or b) cultivated the distinct sort of self-assurance to simply not care about people viewing my boobies. I, However, own neither of these qualities."